Check out my FART GAG in today’s comic strip – It will BLOW YOU AWAY…

Check out my FART GAG in today's comic strip - It will BLOW YOU AWAY...

Everyone loves a good FART GAG

Today’s funny uncensored comic strip handles a subject no other comic strip has ever handled within the confines of traditional newspapers. I may actually be the first cartoonist to expose this subject! Have you ever seen Garfield pass a little gas? As much lasagna as he eats, you would think Garfield would have a ton of fart jokes ready to go. What about Dagwood Bumstead and all those nasty sandwiches he eats in the middle of the night? Eating that late at night has to be tearing up that digestive system.

I am here to lead our industry into the future of real humor. Nothing says funny like a little fart gag. Just watch, in a matter of weeks, you will be seeing fart gags in Pearls Before Swine and Mother Goose and Grimm. I doubt Peanuts will jump on the fart bandwagon. I would love to read a strip where Charlie Brown misses the football and let;s out a fart when Lucy checks on him. Suddenly Linus is there fanning the area with his blanket as he says, “and you guys always make fun of me for carrying around the blanket. Who is the crazy one now?”

SO WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?

I know you are all waiting with baited breath to hear what happens next. Admit it, you cannot get enough of these fart gags! Well… Sarge gets even more mad. Out of frustration he yells, “WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT!”

Frenchy responds asking in a drawn out manner with, “What are you-u-u-u talking about?”

Sarge yells back, “THAT’S IT! EVERYONE MUST ADHERE TO A CURFEW OF EIGHT O’CLOCK TONIGHT!”

Weaver looks shocked and warns, “If we are all adhering to a curfew at eight o’clock, please don’t ANYONE light a match!”

Charmy quickly agrees, “Yeah, we’ll take out most of Antlantis!”

Gga ends here as the Sarge goes on to explain what a curfew is. As you can guess, the gang is not very happy about this situation. This entire scenario is being worked into the upcoming animated series. The working title for this episode is “Clocked and Bloated”. Yeah, this episode is going to be about breaking curfew and breaking wind. I am SO excited about the animated series. I hope someone picks it up!

CHECK OUT THE NEW WEBSITE

The new website is running. Please check it out and let me know what you think. Did it load quickly? Was the navigation smooth?

www.charmysarmy.com

-Davy

Published by fugcheese

Cartoonist and Creator of the nationally distributed comic strip Charmy's Army. Davy is renowned in Artist's Alley for his amazing mash-ups using his characters portraying pop culture icons and figures.

Please Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

<span>%d</span> bloggers like this: