The REAL Hall of Fame!
The rumors are true! FINALLY, there is a REAL hall of fame dedicated to the BEST musicians rock and roll has to offer. No longer will fans be left scratching their heads at crazy inductions of silly jazz or rap artists into a “corporate” hall of fame. The Antlanda Hall of Fame vows to build their shrine with artist whose fingers bleed and whose ears ring louder than a church bell tower. Induction to this hall of fame will become an honor which will cement legacies and inspire dreamers.
2021 marks the debut of the Antlanda Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. For months now, rumors have been circulating concerning who would be the first inductee. Names of the greats from the golden age of rock and roll have been tossed around as well as a few greats from the metal age of hard rocking headbangers. Some have even speculated a handful of names from the progressive rock era where deep lyrics meet soothing, melodic tones of enlightenment.
After hours of debates and a slew of fist fights, the Committee Rankings Administrative Party settled on the one band who single-handedly changed the face of rock and roll, inspiring generations to follow. Any other band would give their best bass player away to have a tenth of the number one hits this legendary band blessed the world with. This is the rock band who set the bar and inspired all others to reach for the sky. We are of course talking about those four lads from Liverspot, England!
The Antlanda Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is proud to announce The Beagles as the first ever inductees! The Crab Four gave birth to Beaglemania back in 1963 when the lads from Liverspot first landed on the shores of the United States for their historic debut on the Ed Sutherland Show. The success of the band brought in the movement known as The British Inflation which gave us greats like the The Roaming Scones, The Flu, The Rave Shark Jive, and Merlin’s Permits. Legendary bands who followed like Stink Roid, Cheep Flick, Creepgood Frack, and even punk band The Rambones.
Together John Lemon, Paul McCutney, George Harrisburg, and Dingo Scarr changed music forever. Even after their historic breakup in 1971, these musicians continued to crank out number one hits as solo artists. Paul went on to form Flings who will no doubt be inducted into the Antlanda Rock and Roll Hall of Fame one day in the future. George also had a short stint with his supergroup The Unraveling Hillbillies which was made up of hall of fame caliber musicians, all who will be in this hall of fame in the future.
Who will be the next inductee into the Antlanda Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Well, the Committee Rankings Administrative Party is arguing about that as we speak. With any luck, we may hear back next week. A total on five inductees are slotted for this first year. The beagles have taken the first honor. Leave you guesses in the comments for who you believe the other four nominees may be!