Frenchy is Quite Poetic in Today’s Comic Strip

Poor Sarge!!! It seems like he is the one getting the short end of the stick lately in my comic strip. I need to write a nice episode for him where Sarge comes out smelling like roses. Of course, there is NO FUN in that. Sarge is just going to have to continue putting up with being the butt of the jokes m=in my comic strip.


“FRENCHY!”, yells Sarge. “Did you throw this rock at me?”

“No Sarge, That rock came not from my hand”, explains Frenchy. “Why someone would do that is something I cannot understand.”

“Um, Frenchy… what’s with the rhyming?”, asks Charmy.

“I do not know what you are talking about”, explains Frenchy. “Rhymes are something I never spout”.

“Wow, that was pretty good,” says Turtle with a grin.

In walks Doc. “Oh no! Not again!”, exclaims Doc in a concerned tone. “I have not heard of a modern day case like this. This is bad. Very bad!”

“Doc, please reveal your suspension”, begs Frenchy. “Just how dangerous is my condition?”

“Doc takes Frenchy’s hands and gently reveals the news, “Frenchy, I am afraid you have a case of Rhyme Disease. The virus infects the brain causing you to speak only in rhymes.”

“What did I do to deserve such a horrible fate?”, questions Frenchy. “Tell me, Doc… what is the mortality rate?”

“I am afraid there is only one cure…” Doc begins to explain… before Frenchy interrupts.

“I must be kissed by my one true love!”, exclaims Frenchy. Turtle begins sweating and fanning himself as a grin grows on his face.

Frenchy continues, “And the curse is lifted into the heavens above”.

“No”, says Doc. “You have to drink tea made from the rare leaf of the flower known as “Poetic Justice” which grows only in the Swiss Alps”.

“Road trip!”, yells Charmy.

“I am pretty sure we can’t drive there”, says weaver as he pops into the scene.

“Oh yeah…”, recalls Charmy. “I forgot that Sarge took away our licenses”.

“Exactly!”, confirms Weaver. “We’ll have to take an Uber”.

“Hey! Who said I needed your help with this plight?” questions Frenchy. “Everyone knows that I can take care of my own fight”.

“I have pizza and sodas…”, Weaver attempts to entice Frenchy.

“I only have one thing to say about our partnership…”, confronts Frenchy. “Let’s get the Uber on order for a massive ROAD TRIP!”

And the journey begins.

Not sure if this episode will ever make the cut for the animated series. It all depends on how zany the journey ends up playing out.


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Published by fugcheese

Cartoonist and Creator of the nationally distributed comic strip Charmy's Army. Davy is renowned in Artist's Alley for his amazing mash-ups using his characters portraying pop culture icons and figures.

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