Today’s Comic Strip is Rated CV for Cartoon Violence

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So, what happens next in today’s comic strip?

“So, how can we afford these stunt doubles?” asks Frenchy. “I thought our comic strip was losing money”.

“Yep. This comic strip is losing about a three-grand per month”, confirms Charmy. “Davy had to cut the appearances back for half of the cast”.

“So, that’s why we haven’t seen Blue or Amy in a long time”, says Frenchy.

“Who is Amy?”, asks Charmy.

“Holy macca noodle… How many times do I have to remind you?”, asks Frenchy. “Amy is the lady who cooks for the camp”.

“Oh!, Lunch Lady!”, yells Charmy.

“She hates being called that”, Frenchy informs Charmy.

“I know that”, admits Charmy. “She tortures us with her terrible cooking, so I torture her with the label of Lunch Lady”.

“So, when did this rating system start?” asks Frenchy.

“After multiple lawsuits from parents”, says Charmy. “We settled for about 15k this year to dozens of lawsuits”.

“How does this comic strip keep going!” asks Frenchy.

“Davy refuses to quit or admit defeat”, says Charmy.

“So he is just too stubborn”, says Frenchy.

“Well, it is a well-known fact that he was dropped on his head as a baby”, says Charmy. “The honest truth is that Davy has no common sense”.

“Being dropped on his head would explain a lot”, says Frenchy.

“He was three years old when he fell out of a car window. Since then, Davy was just a little crazy”, explains Charmy.

“But he was only three”, says Frenchy. How can you gauge the difference?”

“He draws cartoons about ants and monkeys”, explains Charmy.

“Yeah he is WAY off”, says Frenchy. “Is there any way we can fix Davy?”

“If we do, we no longer exist”, says Charmy.

“Broke, crazy Davy is one cool dude”, says Frenchy.

“Well, until those checks start bouncing”, says Charmy.

“Agreed”, says Frenchy, “Then he’s dead to us”.

END

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Cartoonist and Creator of the nationally distributed comic strip Charmy's Army. Davy is renowned in Artist's Alley for his amazing mash-ups using his characters portraying pop culture icons and figures.

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