So… WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
“How do you get the flies on the hook?” asks Frenchy.
“Well”… Says Charmy before being interrupted.
“How do you cast the line without the flies flying all over the place and screwing up your cast?” asks Frenchy.
“I am thinking about a cast being screwed up right now”, informs Charmy. “Why did Davy hire you?”
“Anyways….”, says Frenchy. “Can I go fishing with you?”
“Do you have a license?”, asks Charmy.
“You know I cannot drive”, says Frenchy.
“No”, says a frustrated Charmy. “Do you have a fishing license?”
“Do you have to know how to parallel park a fish in order to get your license?”, asks Frenchy.
“What?” asks Charmy.
“How hard is the test?”. asks Frenchy. “Is there a manual I can study before taking the test”.
Frenchy’s eyes light up in fear…
“Do I need to get insurance before I fish?”, asks Frenchy. “What is the penalty for uninsured Fishing?”
“You just pay a fee and they give you a license”, says Charmy.
“Oh!… wink wink”, says Frenchy. “You are getting fake I.D.s”.
“No”, says Charmy. “A fishing license is just a paper saying you paid state fees to go fishing”.
“You have to pay to go fishing?” asks Frenchy.
“To fish legally, yes”, says Charmy.
“Okay, so when are we heading out?, asks Frenchy.
“Three-thirty in the morning, ” says Charmy, looking up to see Frenchy is gone.
“Dang it, I should have mentioned that when she first walked up”. says Charmy.
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