So… WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
“I buy all of my books online”, adds Frenchy.
“I did not know you liked to read”, admits Charmy.
“Oh, I hate to read”, says Frenchy with a wild look on her face.
“Then why are you buying books?”, asks Charmy.
“To read!”, confirms Frenchy.
“Why do you read them if you hate to read?” asks Charmy.
“I don’t read them”, explains Frenchy.
“Wait… what?”, asks Charmy.
Up walks Turtle with a stack of books.
“Which of your books do you want me to read to you today?” asks Turtle.
“Let’s read the one about the dragon slayers”, says Frenchy.
“Turtle reads them for you?”, asks Charmy.
“Yes”, admits Frenchy. “He even does different character voices.
“I mean, isn’t that a little weird?”, asks Charmy.
“Not at all”, says Frenchy. “He is actually quite good with the voices”.
“No, I meant it is weird that you have someone reading books for you”, says Charmy.
“Do you watch television?”, asks Frenchy.
“Um, yeah…”, admits Charmy.
“Same thing”, says Frenchy.
“I guess it kind of is”, says Charmy.
“But isn’t watching television better?” asks Charmy.
“Nope”, says Frenchy. “Turtle brings snacks”.
“Wow! That is much better!”. says Charmy. “My television never provides snacks”.
“Well, it’s an electronic device”, says Turtle. “It cannot bring snacks”.
“Actually, when I watch videos on my phone, it brings snacks to me”, says Charmy.
“That is impossible”, says Turtle.
“Have you never ordered food on your phone?” asks Charmy.
Turtle rolls his eyes and shakes his head.
“I’ve gotta go clean my glasses for tonight’s reading”. says Turtle as he walks away.
“Well, this skit did not go anywhere”, says Charmy as he walks away.
“Yep, this was dumb. Think I will head over to the barracks and watch some television”, says Frenchy as she walks away.
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