So… What Happens NEXT?
“Oopa oop ook!” screams Flimp the Chimp.
Um, what did he say?” asks Charmy.
“He said he is sorry you couldn’t meet his cousin’s girlfriend Amy Braidee the Tattooed Lady”, reveals Frenchy.
“I’m surprised he didn’t make up some weird name like Haley Bowen the Bearded Woman”, chuckles Charmy.
“Eeka Oop!”, screams Flimp the Chimp.
“He asks how you knew about his grandmother”, says Frenchy.
His grandmother was in the circus?”, asks Charmy.
“Eeka oo oo oop!” screams Flimp the Chimp.
“That is where she met his grandfather Eddie Kramer the Lion Tamer”, says Frenchy.
“Really”, says Charmy. “How many members of his family are in the circus?”
“Eeka eeko oopy oop”, screams Flimp the Chimp. “Oopa apa eek”.
“Pretty much all of them except Sergio Hocker the Surgical Doctor”, mutters Frenchy. “He is a bit of an embarrassment to the family”.
Flimp becomes extremely irate and begins yelling, “Ooda hoo hoo eeky eku eek”!
“Yeah, he shamed his family by abandoning his career as Sergio Hocker The Cannonball Blocker” says Frenchy.
“Cool!” reacts Charmy. “Did he stop cannonballs with his stomach?”
“Oo! Eeka ee ee oop”, yells Flimp the Chimp.
“No, that would be stupid. He stopped the cannonballs with his head”, says Frenchy. “Anyone can stop a cannonball with their tummy”.
“Well, why isn’t Flimp in the circus?” asks Charmy.
“Ooku eeya yeeya boo!” yells Flimp.
“Yeah!” responds Frenchy. “He’s in the army! He’s kind of committed”.
“The entire family should be committed”, mumbles Charmy.
And just like that, flimp and his cousin run off.
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