Why would Charmy even cross Frenchy? No one survives the wrath of Frenchy when she is questioned in regards to her appearance. Whether it is bravery or stupidity, Charmy always says the wrong thing at the wrong time. So…
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
Turtle pops in behind Charmy. “That is all I heard too Frenchy!”, confirms Turtle as little hearts flutter around his head. Turtle has a major crush on Frenchy. He believes it is a huge secret, but the entire world knows.
“Thank you, Turtle”, Frenchy says as she smiles and bats her eyes at Turtle.
“I need to check the thermostat. I think someone just cranked up the heat”, informs Turtle as he dashes off.
“Why do you lead him on like that?”, asks Charmy.
Frenchy rolls her eyes as she claims, “I have NO idea what you are talking about”.
In pops Flimp who screams, “Eepa oopa oo!”
“And I NEVER know what the heck Flimp is talking about!”, exclaims Charmy.
“He said that I indeed DO have a super cute personality”, translates Frenchy… as Flimp shakes his head side to side as if to totally disagree with Frenchy.
“Yeah…”, Says Charmy. “Sometimes I think you just make believe that you understand that flea bag”.
“Eepa oo oo akk!”, yells Flimp.
“Flimp says he has mites… not fleas”, explains Frenchy as she reveals an aerosol can and begins spraying Flimp and Charmy. As the spraying continues, Charmy stands with a shocked look on his face as he stares down Frenchy with his eyes opened extremely wide as if in total shock. Flimp turns his back to us as the pesticide is being administered.
“Cough, cough, cough, gag!” spouts Charmy as he passes out to the floor.
Flimp turns back around to face us and he is wearing a gas mask. He removes the gear from his face with one hand, and takes off his hat with the other, jamming the huge face gear up into his hat.
Flimp puts his hat back on and says, “Oopa Eep”.
“Good idea Flimp”, says Frenchy. “Do you know what the phone number is for nine one one”?
“Eeka ek…” says Flimp with a sad expression on his face as he removes his hat again and places it over his heart.
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